Random Thought For The Day.

I was in the shower this morning, where I do my best thinking, and I came up with a question. 
Why do guys find it mortifying to purchase feminine hygiene products?  I don't understand where the embarrassment comes from.  Everyone who sees them KNOWS the box of tampons they are carrying are not for them!  The truth is that carrying around a box of tampons, or a bag of maxi pads makes guys look like a superstar!  All other guys who see Maxi Pad Man are thinking, "Rock on, Bro!"  And all the women who see Mr. Tampon Guy think, "Oh he's so sweet!!"  It's a win win situation for any guy on a tampon/pad run.
If you want to talk about purchase embarrassment, try being a woman buying Monistat, or Vagisil. 
For some reason, this is always the day when Super Hot Cashier Guy makes his debut appearance.  Where was he last week when I was buying party supplies for a friend's birthday??  We could have had check out chitchat like, "Hey, we are having a little party tonight.  You should stop by after your shift."
But no, he is here on Monisat/Vagisil day, when the only possible check out chitchat would be, "Hey, I have crotch rot.  That's hot, right?!?"
I don't know why I was thinking about these things this morning.  No, it's not because any of these situations just happened to me.  I guess that's just where my kookie brain is pondering around today.  Isn't it fun being me?!?!