Kingfish Summer

Back in April, Gabriel brought home a letter from the Ridgeview High School swim team coach inviting him, (and all incoming freshman),  to join the RHS swim team in August when his freshman year would be starting.  The letter said that he didn't need to already be a competitive swimmer, that they would teach all of that.  It also said, however, that it would be beneficial to join a summer swim team to learn to be a competitive swimmer.  The letter went on to list the various summer swim teams in the area, and said that she would be coaching the summer YMCA team.

I asked Gabriel if this was something he wanted to do.  I know he loves to be in the water; he's been swimming since before he could talk!  His response to my question was, "Do I have to wear a speedo?  I'm not doing it if I have to wear a speedo."  Well, that's not "NO!" is it?  I asked him a few more times if he wanted to join a swim team, and each time he said the same thing.  Not yes, but not no either.  I figured I'd sign him up for the summer team at the Y to see if he liked it, and if he liked the coach.  I figured that if he didn't like it, or her, he'd know before he was on the school team and had to answer to peers.  At the beginning of May, I signed him up as a member of the Barco-Newton YMCA Kingfish Swim Team. 

There's something you need to understand about my kids.  All three of them have loved the water from a very young age.  They have all started swimming before they could talk.  When we moved to FL, to a house that had it's own back yard pool, and only an hour from the beach, they thought they had died and gone to heaven!  None of them have ever had ANY formal swimming instruction.  They can dive down to the bottom of the pool and get dive sticks;  they can crash through big waves, and body surf;  they can snorkel around in the pool;  they can float on gentle waves.  They don't, however, know any kind of strokes. 

June 3rd, the first practice for the Kingfish, Gabriel jumped in the pool with the rest of the beginners on the team.  When he was asked by the coach to show her his freestyle, he responded, "What's freestyle?" 
Two points:  1.  The Kingfish coach was NOT the coach from RHS.  We found out later that the RHS coach had a last minute change of plans and was coaching a team on the other side of the river for the summer.  2.  Gabriel is the oldest beginner on this team.  All the kids his age have been swimming every summer on this team since they were like 10 or younger.  All the other beginners at his practices were between 9-12 years old.  (The younger kids 5-9yo were at a different practice time.)

At the end of that first practice, his coach told me that he was picking things up very quickly and that she thought he was going to do very well. 

Fast forward two weeks to the first swim meet.  Swim meets break the swimmers up by age group, not skill level.  Beginner Gabriel was swimming against seasoned swimmers.  Swimmers who not only know the strokes well, but also know little things like starts and turns.  Gabriel did really well for being up against these experienced swimmers.  The only time he came in last was when there were only two of them swimming an event.  I pointed out to him that that was really remarkable! 

He continued to learn and improve at a lightening fast pace throughout the summer.  It was amazing to watch him at practice!  I've never had occasion to see him receive instruction from someone outside the family, so I've never seen him take instruction and do exactly what he is told before!  I was in awe!  The coach would tell him to do something, and he'd do it!  Almost every week she would remark to me how well he was doing and how fast he was advancing.  At each meet she would give him progressively challenging events, and he would meet the challenge each time. 

At the first meet, he was on a relay team with the three best male swimmers on his team.  They swam a 200 yard freestyle relay, which means each boy swam a 50y free.  After the event was over he said to me, "I made my team lose.  I was the slowest one."
Yesterday was the last meet of the summer season.  The championship meet.  The last event he swam was the 200y free relay, and he was with the same three boys as the first meet. 
After the event was over he said to me, "Micah just wasn't in it today.  I should have been the anchor."  (FYI:  Micah is the BEST swimmer on the team.)

Unfortunately, I forgot to bring the camera to the first meet, (Steve was on his way back from Virginia that morning and made it just in time to see Gabriel's last event).  I took video of his events on my phone, and the quality is abysmal.  Steve took video of all his events at all the other meets, except his first event yesterday.  That championship meet was CHAOS and Steve didn't hear the announcement for Gabriel's event until he was up on the block.  I was out directing traffic, (parent volunteer), so I didn't get to see that first even at all.  Oh well. 

So, family members and friends have asked to see the videos, but they are too big to email.  I have put them on flickr so that anyone who wishes to see them can.   If you roll your pointer over the thumbnail, it will tell you the meet date and number so you can see the progress from one meet to the next.  Just click on the link below.

Gabriel's swim meet videos

Ode To My Continually Trashed House

Every day I find the same.
A pig pen, a pit, an icky space.
Welcome to my house! 
It's always a mess,
even though I do my best.

Crayons, coloring pages, animal hair!
Game controllers, and hot wheels everywhere!
Half finished games, and projects not completed
leave my spirit utterly depleted.
The torn remains of tantrums strewn about.
Will no one pick them up and throw them out?
Don't even get me started on the perpetual disaster that is my kitchen!
Just half a description will have most of you flinching!

"Enjoy your children now!"  The wise women exclaim.
How can enjoyment be achieved in this shambled array?

So here I sit on my bathroom floor.
Behind a closed and bolted door.
Hoping a ridiculous hope so high!
That someone else will clean this sty!

Magic Number 40

I have been 40 pounds overweight for the past nine years.  My goal for the past three years has been to drop that 40 pounds before my 40th birthday.  Here I sit, 40 days before my 40th birthday, and I'm still toting these extra 40 pounds around with me.  Since the only ways to lose 40 pounds in 40 days is either anorexia or bulimia, it's pretty safe to say that I will not be reaching my goal of hitting 40 at a healthy weight.  Sigh.  It probably goes without saying that I am incredibly discouraged about that.  However, I know full well that I have no one to blame but myself for my failure. 
Sitting around moping about not reaching my goal is not the answer.  I may not make it to my healthy weight goal in time for my 40th birthday, but I will make the goal.  I pledge that to myself.  I actually do have a plan to accomplish this goal once and for all.

Eating:  I have always been plagued by overpowering junk food cravings.  Specifically, sugary junk food.  Even more specifically, chocolate, sugary junk food.  According to my psychiatrist, and Dr. Oz, low serotonin levels are the reason for the chocolate cravings.  According to Dr. Oz, sunflower seeds will increase serotonin levels.  Since sunflower seeds are an ingredient in all healthy eating regimens, they are the perfect thing to grab when the chocolate cravings hit.  I haven't tried this yet, but you can bet it's the first thing on my new plan "to do" list! 
Also, it has come to my attention that I have a complex carbohydrate deficiency.  I have a gluten sensitivity, so I avoid whole grains, the most common complex carb.  I have hypoglycemic tendencies, so I avoid things like beans, which are the second most common complex carb, and which I have always mistakenly thought exacerbated blood sugar problems.  Everything I've read recently about hypoglycemic issues points to complex carbs, specifically whole grains and BEANS, being the key to healthy blood sugar levels, and healthy weight.  So I bet you can guess what is second on my new plan "to do" list.  Yep, add beans to the diet plan!  Not to fret, I'm not going to add them willy nilly.  No, I found an eating plan specifically designed for people with hypoglycemic issues who wish to lose weight, and I will be following that.  It is balanced with lean proteins, fruits and veggies, so it's all good.

Movement:  A few months ago, my psychiatrist pointed out to me that I have a tendency to go head long and full tilt into ridiculously intense activities, like the Insanity program, as a prime example.  She said that I throw myself into these things with great enthusiasm, and high expectations, and after a little while, get tired, bored, and, most importantly, frustrated with the intensity level and lack of immediate results, and I quit.  Once I quit, I go into a downward spiral because I feel guilty about quitting, and we all know what happens when anyone goes into a downward spiral for any reason.  It's just not good, or productive in any way. 
My psychiatrist, in her infinite wisdom, suggested that I KISS. 
"Keep it simple, stupid!" she said to me.  (She's so awesome!  I love that she isn't afraid to be rough with me, and tell it like it is!  She doesn't sugar coat anything, which makes me trust her implicitly!)
"Pledge to yourself that you WILL do 20 minutes of movement, three days a week.  That's all!  If you happen to do more, fine, but you don't have to!  Just 20 minutes three days a week and you are done!"
I started with a 30 minute yoga dvd that I had, but after three weeks I was bored with it.  I looked on YouTube to see if I could find work out videos that were only 20-30 minutes long.  There are TONS!!  Right now I'm doing the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred program.  Ten days at each of three levels of circuit training, and each one is only 25 minutes long.  I'm 'stuck' in the middle of level two right now because it's kind of kicking my booty.  Once I can get through it without stopping, I will move on to level three.  After I'm finished with this program, I have a bunch of others to choose from. 

My aunt recently asked me how I felt about turning 40.  I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Meh, I don't really have any feelings one way or the other."
It's true.  Everyone has that one birthday that really gets to them.  That was my 35th birthday.  I felt horrible on that birthday.  I felt like my life was already half over and I had absolutely nothing to show for it.  I felt like I was fat, frumpy, old, and a failure of life.
I don't feel like that now.  Sure, I'm still over weight, but I don't feel hopelessly fat.  Sure I'm still pretty frumpy, and I have the gray hair and wrinkles to show my age, but I have found a great hair color, and facial moisturizer!  And yes, I still haven't accomplished anything big and exciting in my life, but not all of us can have great big, exciting, worldly careers.  Some of us need to stay home and raise the next batch of super hero's! 

First Communion

I haven't posted anything in a donkey's yonk.  (I've been dying to use that phrase since I first heard it a couple weeks ago!  Tee hee!!)  I haven't had a lack of blog fodder, I've had an astounding lack of time!  My grandma used to have this little plaque hanging in her kitchen that said, "The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."  I always thought that was just a quirky piece of bad grammar, but now I completely understand it!!  It seems the more I do, the more I have to do.  I call PARADOX!!

So, what has gone on in the last two and a half months, you ask?  Well, to look around my house, not much!  I've had a bunch of epiphanies, and spiritual breakthroughs, but I can't remember any of them now.  I've also had a bunch of really good ideas, but I can't think of any of those right now either.  That's the problem with being a genius, you're very forgetful.  :-P

Here's what I do remember; Annalise made her First Communion at the end of April.  It was AMAZING!!!  I home schooled her for her sacraments all year this past school year, so to me this was a very special First Communion.  First Communion is very special anyway, but the immense pride I had from knowing that I had such a huge roll in making that happen...  It was incredible!  I had a difference of opinion with our parish priest early in the school year as to weather or not home schooling for the sacraments of reconciliation and Communion was acceptable.  According to canon law, it is not only acceptable, but encouraged.  According to Fr. Andy, it's not acceptable at all.  Since the parish priest has the final say in any matter, that was that.  Annalise was not going to be permitted to make her first reconciliation and  First Communion at our parish here.  After speaking with friends and various family members, I asked the religious education director at our old parish in Georgia, and she asked the pastor.  He said he would accept my home schooling, and let her receive her sacraments there.  There was a lot of driving back and forth to Atlanta over the past few months, but it was so worth it!  Her first confession was a little wonky, but all first confessions are.  We didn't know the priest, and he didn't know why we had come such a long way!  It seemed nobody told him we were coming, and what our story was, so he was really confused!  On the other hand, Communion was flawless!  Some of my best friends in the world were there to celebrate with us!  These ladies have been there for our family in some way since before Annalise was born!  They've been her preschool teachers, and they've watched her grow, and blossom.  It was perfectly fitting to have them there for this celebration, and they wouldn't have been able to make it if she had been able to make her First Communion down here.  I felt like writing Fr. Andy a sincere letter of thanks for being so immovable on his policies, because it was so much more special that we went "home" for her sacraments.  I have uploaded some pictures of the day on flickr.  The pictures that look like they were taken by a professional photographer were taken by my friend, Patti.  She is a magnificent photographer!!


Flickr

Random Thought For The Day.

I was in the shower this morning, where I do my best thinking, and I came up with a question. 
Why do guys find it mortifying to purchase feminine hygiene products?  I don't understand where the embarrassment comes from.  Everyone who sees them KNOWS the box of tampons they are carrying are not for them!  The truth is that carrying around a box of tampons, or a bag of maxi pads makes guys look like a superstar!  All other guys who see Maxi Pad Man are thinking, "Rock on, Bro!"  And all the women who see Mr. Tampon Guy think, "Oh he's so sweet!!"  It's a win win situation for any guy on a tampon/pad run.
If you want to talk about purchase embarrassment, try being a woman buying Monistat, or Vagisil. 
For some reason, this is always the day when Super Hot Cashier Guy makes his debut appearance.  Where was he last week when I was buying party supplies for a friend's birthday??  We could have had check out chitchat like, "Hey, we are having a little party tonight.  You should stop by after your shift."
But no, he is here on Monisat/Vagisil day, when the only possible check out chitchat would be, "Hey, I have crotch rot.  That's hot, right?!?"
I don't know why I was thinking about these things this morning.  No, it's not because any of these situations just happened to me.  I guess that's just where my kookie brain is pondering around today.  Isn't it fun being me?!?!

The Antidote To My Pride

My last post was a rant, and I have to say that it did what it was meant to do.  It gave me an outlet, and I felt MUCH better about life in general after I blew my steam.   I joyfully resumed my position, and all was good in my little world.  :-)

My dear friend, Ginny, sent me this video yesterday.  Above the link she wrote:  Made me think of you. 
I won't lie, it made me tear up.  It humbled me.  Most of all, it made me feel like a super hero!  (How can you be humbled and feel like a super hero at the same time??)   Everyone who is privileged to know Ginny, knows that she is an amazing woman.  Full to bursting with kindness, wisdom, and love.  Always seeing the bright side before anyone else does, and always accepting of others.  (I'm not saying she's perfect, none of us is, I'm just painting a picture.)   For her to watch this video, which has a message that is beautiful beyond measure, and think of me... WOW!  I am a humble super hero!  :-)

I encourage everyone to watch it.  It's less than six minutes long, so it's not going to eat a chunk of time out of your day.  Who knows, maybe you will find your inner humble super hero here too. 

Stay At Home Mom - My Job, My Calling

Warning: This post is a venting session for me. If you don't care to read my ranting and griping about certain aspects of my job, this is your chance to move to another, more positive and inspiring website.
Disclosure: I love my family. When I say love, I mean the deepest love that encompasses all the different kinds and levels of love and like into one great love. Each and every person, canine, and feline. Being a stay at home mom is the best, most amazingly fantastic job I've ever had. I love being such an integral part of the lives of each and every person in this house. I love solving the problems that come up. I love taking care of the needs of everyone. I suppose it's a dream job, if the definition of dream job is one you would give your life to keep! :-)
Everyone on the planet complains about their job at some point. Some people complain a lot. Some people only complain when they have a bad day, or are anxious about an upcoming event. I think it's normal to complain about your job. Even people who work in the greatest places, and do exactly what they always dreamed they would do complain from time to time. Stay at home moms are not given the luxury to complain about their job. If a stay at home mom says one negative thing about their job, you can bet ridicule is swift in coming. I don't know why that is. Only other stay at home moms understand that you can take some time to vent your anger and frustrations with your job, and still absolutely love it. Other people take the stance that since we chose to stay home instead of going to work,  A. We did this to ourselves. B. If we hate it so much, why don't we just go out and get a real job!  Or C. We have no room to complain because we are really lucky to be able to do this. 
I am telling you right now that I am in a bad mood. The last several days have grated my usual pleasantness, (which is debatable at the best of times), down to a grimy, nerve exposed nub. This job is a 24/7/365 job, with no sick days, very little vacation time, if any, and best of all, unpaid. I am in charge of this entire house, and every living thing in it. I am in charge of the kids, and everything they do. I am in charge of the animals, and everything they do. I am in charge of the husband, and everything he does. I am in charge of the house, and everything it encompasses. I am in charge of the bank accounts and everything they are supposed to be doing. I am in charge of the supplies coming into, and going out of this house. I am in charge of the grounds around this house. I am in charge.
My family has ducked under the illusion umbrella that says that since I am in charge of all things, I must do all things. WRONG!!! I am not the only able bodied person living within these four walls! If I assign you a job, I expect you to do it. Not just the one time I assign it to you, but forever and always until you no longer live within these four walls! When it is your turn to do the dishes, DO THEM!! Do think that because the words, "do the dishes" did fall from my lips, you are off the hook! Do think that once you done a day of yard work, you are finished with the yard until I prompt you again! Do I wait to go to the grocery store until you say to me, "Please go to the grocery store, we are starving." NO! Do I wait to make dinner until you say, "Please make dinner, we are starving." NO!!! Do I wait to vacuum and mop the floors until you say, "It's really gross in here. Will you please clean the floors?" NO!! Do I wait to do the laundry until you say, "I have no clean clothes, please do the laundry." NO!!! Yet, I have to prompt every single person in this house to do ANYTHING. ANYTHING! And this is my favorite part of prompting; I get temper tantrums and attitude from every able bodied person in this house. If I worked at a place that was this house, and was treated this way, I'd have grounds to fire each and every person who worked for me. I can't fire these people. If I worked somewhere and was in a work environment like this, I'd have grounds to go on strike. I can't go on strike here. You know what happens when I go on strike?? In the end, I have MORE work to do
Domestic issues aside, I get punched in the face, (figuratively, of course), when I come up with new ways to help the people in my charge. My oldest son has terrible communication skills, and terrible writing skills. My daughter has prohibitive anxiety problems. My youngest son does not eat and refuses to be potty trained. I won't even get into the biggest problem area for my husband. That a whole different kettle of fish. It is my job to figure out ways to help my children overcome their toughest obstacles. It is not my job to figure out ways to help my husband overcome his. I have to keep reminding myself of that.
Gabriel has trouble communicating and writing. I told him that I would like him to write one letter a week, and send it to a specific person. I suggested a person whom I thought would be happy to get a letter from him. We live far away from this person, and Gabriel does get to see them terribly often. I thought this person would like to receive regular letters, which never happens in our society of emails and texts. And, of course, I thought it would be good writing and communication practice for Gabriel. I was heartbroken when I spoke with this person on the phone, and they ripped the first letter apart.
"He can't spell to save his life. His handwriting is atrocious. He does communicate well, he kept repeating himself..."
I was so angry and hurt I couldn't even speak.
I'm going to skip over Annalise and her anxiety this post, and go to Nathan. I've been ridiculed by quite a few people because I've "given up" trying to potty train him. To those people I say this: Come and get him. Take him to your house. Work your magic. Be my guest. Apparently I'm a freaking horrible waste of the word "mother" since I can't potty train this boy. Here's the thing that nobody gets; he IS trained! He has the skill in his little brain. He knows what to do, he knows how to do it. He knows what it feels like when he has to potty, and he knows how to hold it until he gets to the potty. He does WANT to! There is positively nothing I can do about that.
I do want to hear anymore, "Have you tried..." YES, I HAVE TRIED... Breaking a child's will in this arena is something I, personally, am not going to do.
You wouldn't think potty would be an issue since he does eat. I cannot explain the deep consternation I have with this problem. I am a huge believer in, "nutrition cures all ailments." To have a child who is, for all intents and purposes, malnourished, is the biggest punch in the face I can get. His physical, cognitive, and emotional health and growth depend on his being properly nourished. The doctors are unconcerned. "He'll eat when he gets hungry enough." I've been waiting for him to be hungry enough for TWO YEARS!! He is so thin and pale. I have tried everything. The only way to get any fruit and vegetable matter into his body is through V8 juice blends. I have tried, at intervals, to make juice cocktails here at home, but he refuses them. The latest attempt was yesterday. I spent three hours preparing, juicing, and blending ten pounds of apples, two pounds of carrots, ten radishes, two bags of watercress, and one bag of baby spinach. Three hours. The juice blend I ended up with tastes like a cross between apple juice and apple cider. I kid you not! Steve even tasted it and said that it was genuinely good, and he can't stand carrot juice, never mind the juices that actually taste terrible, (radish, and the greens). Three hours of my life. Nathan took one sip, and put it back on the counter and asked for milk. When I said no, he asked for water. Going into this endeavour, I knew it was a possibility that he would reject it. I was still extremely upset. Much more upset than I should have been. Why? I do know. I just was. It won't go to waste. I'll drink it myself.
My family has been wondering what is wrong with me the past few days. After dinner, I just want to be left alone. I do want to talk to anyone. I do want to hear anyone. I do want to be around anyone. Usually on the weekends we will watch Doctor Who as a family after dinner. Everyone loves this show. It's really nice to sit and watch something that everyone enjoys that isn't Spongebob. This weekend, I was so tired, and just wanted to be left alone. They protested and said that they were going to watch it without me. I know they thought they were being sweet, not wanting me to miss an episode, but it made me angry. I was angry because what that action said to me was this, "Since you won't watch this with us, we will all suffer until you decide you are finished being selfish and agree to spend time with us again." Guilty conscious for wanting to be left alone? Probably. I can't even get a little time by myself without feeling like I'm being selfish and abandoning.
Then my psychiatrist says, "You aren't taking care of you. You need to take care of you, or this medication isn't going to do you any good. You got to do your part too, and your part is taking care of you."
Oh goody, someone else to take care of!

Foggy, Moonlit Morning

I grudgingly got up early one morning last week to let the dogs out, and was greeted by this beautiful sight.  It was foggy, and the moon was just starting to put itself to bed.  Amazing way to start the day!

January the Capricious

January was quite a month.  I'd be happy if I never encountered another month like it!  It was cold, it was hot.  It was sad, it was happy.  It was worrisome, it was triumphant.  It was expensive, but it was worth it, mostly.  It certainly kept me on my toes!  Some people like living like that.  Never knowing, one day to the next, what will be flung in their direction.  Like playing a cosmic game of dodge ball.  I never liked dodge ball.  I'm not a fan of having things flung at me.  I'm a simple gal, who thrives on routine.  January threw routine out the window!

At the very beginning of the month, January 3rd to be exact, a lady who is very special to me had a terrible fall down the stairs in her home, and spent quite a bit of time in ICU.  She is doing alright now.  She got to come home on January 30th, but is still wearing braces on her neck and wrist.  I was so worried about her because the fall was so severe, and because she broke bones in her face, around her eye, and in her neck and wrist.  She is the mother of my oldest and dearest friend, Jenny.  (Jenny and I have been friends for 30 years, so her mom was like my second mom when I was growing up.)I was also very worried about Jenny, because she lives so far away from her parents, and was so upset that she couldn't be there with them.  She finally got to go home for a visit the very last week of January, and got to bring her mom home from the hospital. 

On January 7th, I had a meeting with a friend in Georgia.  I was very nervous about this meeting, but it turned out to be great!  There have been problems with Annalise making her first Communion here at our church in Florida.  Long story short, she didn't receive her sacraments in second grade like she was supposed to because of the disarray our lives were in when she was in first and second grade.  I.e. Steve getting a job in Florida, and me being pregnant with, and then giving birth to Nathan.  The church here has an RCIA program for children that they needed her to take before she could receive her sacraments here.  For reasons that would take far to long to go into, she could not be in that program.  I got the ok to home school her for her sacrament prep from the Director of Religious Ed, only to have him move away and another DRE take his place.  The new DRE and the pastor said they wouldn't allow homeschooling, Annalise had to go through RCIA, and it didn't matter that we were already part way through our home school prep.  She and I were very upset.  I contacted my friend, Mara, who is the DRE at our old parish in Georgia, and she spoke with the pastor and he ok'd it.  Our meeting on the 7th was with Mara, so she could approve our program, and give Annalise a little quiz to see if I was teaching effectively.  Of course, Leesie passed with flying colors!  I'm not saying I'm an outstanding teacher, I'm just saying I've got a great student!  She's really into it!!  On March 15th we will be heading back up to GA for her to make her first confession.  We will go back up the last weekend of April so that she can receive her first Communion on April 27th, which also happens to be my mom's birthday!  I'm so grateful to Mara and Monsignor Terry for accepting us! 

At the same time that I was getting ready for that meeting, and getting ready for Annalise and I to drive up to Georgia, my grandma, my dad's mom, and my last grandparent took a turn for the worse.  Over the last few months, I'm not quite sure how long, but it was at least since the end of the summer, she had been struggling with congestive heart failure.  She had been on oxygen for a year or two, but doing alright with it until the past few months.  She and my grandpa lived in north east Michigan, in Oscoda.  When she retired, they started wintering in Arizona.  Every year, even after Grandpa died, she went to Arizona for the winter.  This year was no different, even though her doctor told her that he didn't think she should, and that she probably wasn't going to make it back in the spring.  At the beginning of January I received a message that she had had a heart episode, which caused her to fall, breaking her arm.  She was taken to the hospital, and at the end of the following week, January 11th, she died.  She would have been 94 in March, and that last week of her life was the only significant amount of time she spent in the hospital as a patient.  What a remarkable thing to live that long and not be in and out of the hospital, or live in a nursing home, or any kind of assisted living!  Up until she was put on oxygen, she was still hiking in the mountains in Arizona!  This past Christmas, she was still riding her three wheeled bike, with her oxygen tank in the basket!  She was an incredible woman, to be sure! 

Her funeral was in Oscoda, on January 21st.  They prepped her body in Arizona, then flew her back to Michigan.  Thanks to my awesome father in law, who lent us the funds for a plane ticket for me, I was able to attend.  I moved away from Michigan one week before I turned 22, and have lived in various places in the south since.  I despise being cold.  It makes me feel the darkest combination of emotions, which is just as unpleasant as physically feeling cold.  Anger, fear, loathing, anxiety all rolled into one, on top of just plain being cold.  I LOVE living in Florida!!  I haven't been back to Michigan in the winter in 16 years.  When my plane was landing in Detroit, I was watching out the window, like I always do when we take off and land, and noticed that the lake we were flying over was covered in ice.  Out of the blue, I had a panic attack.  Beautiful.  I hadn't even landed, and I was already in the throes of anxiety over the weather.  Never mind the grim business I was there for!   I had decided before I left Florida that I wasn't going to complain about the weather in Michigan.  I did a pretty good job, until the last day I was there.  It was bitterly cold the whole time I was there, (from Sunday, January 20, to Wednesday, January 23).  The temperature never went above 8 degrees, and the wind chill stayed between -10 and -20 the entire time.  I have cousins who live in Marquette, in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and they were complaining about the cold!  I have a cousin who lives in the twin cities area in Minnesota, and she was complaining about the cold!  I just agreed.  The day after the funeral, I went out with my sister and our friend, Alexis, and took pictures of places that I have a million summertime pictures of.  I've got them posted on flickr if you'd like to see what hellishly cold looks like.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/animagusthree/collections/72157632693595817/

The funeral was beautiful.  Sacred Heart Catholic Church sits right on the beach on Lake Heron.  Behind the alter, and another set of pews, the entire east wall of the church is glass and looks out onto the beach and the lake.  I wish I had taken a picture of it.  I wanted to, but didn't think it was appropriate to take pictures of the church view at a funeral. 
My dad wrote a eulogy the weekend before the funeral that, for one reason or another, he did not deliver.  He gave me a copy of it, and I have it below. 

Edna B. Amley

Eulogy

By Joe Amley

 

            When I wake up in the morning, one of the first things I say to myself is, "Man!  This really hurts!"  Right now, as I look around at all of your faces, I want to put into words what we are all feeling.  "Man!  This really hurts!"  It hurts in the back of my throat, it hurts all across my chest, and it feels heavy on my shoulders.  But mostly it hurts in my heart.  The reason for all of this pain is the fact that we are trying to grasp and hold onto a nothing!  There is an emptiness, a kind of emotional hole where mom used to be and we are trying to get our arms around that hole and hold it, and it keeps slipping away.  You feel like the memory of the sound of her voice, and the way her face looked keeps slipping away.  It hurts like crazy, and it doesn't work.  What we need to do instead of trying to hold onto a hole, is fill it with memories, the biggest and best memories we possibly can.

            I think I may be able to help a little.  I think I can at least help you get started.  Please remember, however, that we all have different memories, even of the same events.  So give me a break, give me a little leeway here, and don't say, "That isn't the way that happened!"

            Mom was a lady; She had poise, dignity, and tremendous fortitude.  As Red Galvin once said, "She may be small, but she is tightly wound!"  She taught, through enduring example, what love means.  It means you are there for someone when they need your support - and she was there for each of us, and we knew it, and, I'm sad to say, I for one, sometimes took it for granted.  Love means that you will set your own dreams aside and care for those you love - doing whatever is called for, for as long as necessary - and she has cared for each and every one of us when we needed it most. 

            One of the things that she did that is, to this day, a complete mystery to me is somehow she made me believe that we were rich!  As God is my witness, I didn't realize that we were actually poor until I was in college.  We always had with I thought were nice clothes to wear.  I know now that that was due, in large part, to her ability to make anything out of anything.  Did you know that she made a tent for camping once out of a clear plastic drop cloth?  That's right, and that darned tent was absolutely impervious to everything except wind and rain!  After the first night it was covered with tiny holes - she told me they were caused by mosquitoes trying to suck my blood.

            Looking back, I can remember her buying the whole bread counter at the A&P on Saturday night at pennies on the dollar!  Remember that?  Oh lord, I used to hate it when we got down to the pumpernickel in the back of the freezer.  That stuff made the worst peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I ever tasted!  Of course, you younger kids won't remember that because eventually some farmer found out about the deal and started overbidding her to feed his pigs.

            I can remember getting government food.  That's right.  Not food stamps.  Oh no, back then we got peanut butter in big cans, and cornmeal, and blocks of cheese.  Man I loved that cheese!

            And still I didn't realize we were struggling!  I was thick as a brick!  And some of the things we ate, holy cow!!  Various organs were nothing.  How many of you remember Sucker Burgers?  Right out of the river and onto the table, what a convenience!  Mom canned sucker, she froze sucker, lord, I thought we would be eating that stuff forever!  How about the sheep that was tied up to the apple tree in the back yard that dad was supposed to kill to save a couple bucks on meat? 

            I know it probably sounds terrible to some of you, but usually we thought we were eating high on the hog.  Many nights there were swarms of other kids, because we all had two or three friends, clamoring to stay for dinner, and mom rarely said no.  I remember the first time Rosie went on a trip with us down to see Theresa and John in Texas, she said that it was like traveling on a troop train.  Well folks, it was like that as far back as I can remember - carefully orchestrated chaos.

            Again, what I can't understand is how she made us feel like we were well off.  There was always the attitude that we had it a little better than most folks, but it's not polite to talk about it - you might make other people feel bad!

Today, I believe that it was her deep gratitude to God that we had what we had, and that we had each other.  It was almost like we were not allowed to be sad.

            There were a few other things we were not allowed to be.  It was dangerous to admit to mom that you were bored.  Am I right?

            "You find something to do, or I'll find something for you to do!"

            It was also dangerous to even be seen on Saturday morning.  Saturday was the day the house got cleaned, (i.e. the dreaded basement, or your bedroom, or the walls, or any member of other medieval tortures).

            Mom was a lady of deep faith.  She believed in, trusted in, and relied on God.  She couldn't carry a tune across the street in a bucket, but her very existence was a song of joy.  I can remember when one of the younger of y'all, (that's how I talk now), would wake up and cry in the night.  She used to come in and sit next to the crib and put her hand on you, and say a rosary.  Very rarely, maybe when you were sick, would she actually pick you up and walk around, and never would she sing to you - my gosh!  That would make the dog cry!

            The one thing mom did not do was take her faith for granted.  She was a convert to Catholicism - I can remember her baptism.  She questioned, she read, she studied her faith.  She attended mass and received the sacraments as often as she could, and seldom missed mass on Sunday.  To say she encouraged us to attend mass as we were growing up would be an understatement.  Mass on Sunday was never optional - even if we were camping, or sleeping over someplace.  She deeply believed that her faith was her anchor and her support in life and she did all she could to pass that on to each of us.  I can remember asking her once why she went to confession.  I said that I couldn't believe that she ever committed a sin.  I will remember her answer as long as I live. 

            "The bible tells us not to judge others.  That means judging others to be bad - or good."  she said.

            I can't prove it, but I think there is a correlation between spiritual strength and humor.  I believe that when a person is at peace with God, and when we are accepting of life's ups and downs as parts of God's ultimate plan for our good, that we begin to see what we call the humor in situations.

            Mom could not tell a joke any better than she could sing, but she had an uncanny ability to set up humorous situations, sit back, and watch them unfold.  Mary, God bless you sweetheart, was playing with a baby doll one day in the kitchen.  She was putting the doll's diaper on and taking it off.  When she had left the room for a minute to get a "clean" diaper, mom walked over, pulled down the diaper, and put a dollop of peanut butter on the doll's butt.  When Mary came back in, she looked at the doll in horror, and ran over and forced it into mom's hands.

            I seem to remember one year, that Joanie wanted to wear a strapless evening gown to the prom.  Poor Joanie, I love her to death, but she was still wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear, if you know what I mean.  Mom stapled a piece of a yardstick in the front of the gown to hold the top in place!

            If I seem to be dancing around the tough times, you misunderstand.  I know that things were more than a little difficult many times.  I know that mom's dad, Grandpa Baker, was an unbelievable burden.  I know that, to a mother, the pain of losing a child, let alone two, to me seems unsurvivable.  I know that the care of a spouse day after day, year after year, for some would erode a loving relationship.  But she wasn't some.  She was mom.  Yes, I know all of these things, and so do you.  I choose to build my memories around her smile, around her giggly laugh, around her joyful conversations.  What I want to remember about the rest, about the harder parts, is her integrity, is her emotional strength, is the true meaning of love she put into practice day after day. 

            We had all become so used to Mom that I'm sure we all believed that there was nothing she could do that would surprise us.  Well think again!  I never would have thought she would get re-married.  There is no telling when or where anyone will be given the gift of love.  Harold was a late and very welcome addition to the family.  Mom was very much in love with you, Harold, that was obvious to everyone.  It would have been impossible to hide her love, it shined through in everything she said and did with you.  It takes time to introduce someone so that others really get a chance to know them.  We were well on our way to seeing that the same, unpredictable, let's try anything attitude was the order of the day for the two of you.  Unfortunately, we were not given as much time as any of us would have liked to watch the two of you grow together as a couple.  Rest assured, however, that even though the time was too short, we are all still family and we obviously don't take that lightly.

            I hope I have helped everyone start on the path to fill the gigantic hole that that little woman has left in all of our hearts.  Memories are very individual things, and no two are exactly alike, but memories can better be built in communion with those who share your love.  As we move forward into life again, let's all resolve to join more closely and build those memories with one another.  Mom would love that!

The Sunday following Grandma's funeral, I was home in my kitchen, having just come from Mass, and my sister called.  My mom's closest cousin, Bee, was in ICU in a hospital in Grand Rapids, MI.  That's my mom's home town.  Back up to Michigan went my mom.  The news she had received over the phone made it sound like Bee might not hold on until she got up there.  She and my dad were reeling!  They had just gotten back from one funeral, and thought they were on the verge of another!  My sister and I were panic stricken!  Mom and dad didn't handle Grandma's funeral all that well, and this one was going to do them in!  I knew there was no way I'd get to go up to Michigan again, so I was stressed about that as well!   Not to mention, it was sunny and 80 degrees here and I was loathe to go back into he tundra!!  As of last Thursday, the last day of January, Bee is doing great!  She's no longer in ICU, and will probably come home this week. 

Last, but not least, on the evening of the 29th, just as the month was being put to bed for the year, my two stupid dogs decided it would be fun to get into a fight, and tear each other limb from limb.  A trip to the vet ER, and an obscene amount of money later, they are both fine, if a little bruised and punctured.  Here we are a week later, and they have been acting like nothing ever happened.  I have no idea what the fight was about in the first place, but I'm glad they are friends again.  I just want things to be back to normal!  I'm so glad it's a new month!!